Monday, September 8, 2008

We are not all pimps but we all are all hoes

The other day at school, some guy tried to convince me these chicks I know are the school whores. That's right, the school whores! I keep getting told this by massive amounts of people. This was being said about these girls, simply because they dress in a rock and roll like style, short skirts, big black boots and crazy makeup. What disgust me is, their friendly, and fun to be around, and most the group don't even talk dirty. Yet, some plain Jane in the next table over is openly disgusting some random guy she's going to have sex with this weekend. Does she get called a whore? Nooooooooo. So I take it, depending on how you dress is how your labeled, not what come out of your mouth? How I hate stereotypes!

I asked the guy, why they are hoes.

He simply replied " Two of the girls are sleeping with their boy friends", and the other hooked up last year."

Okay so you should not hook up, but how many other people do that, and never get labeled whores. And then there is the girl who sleep with her boy friend who she has been dating for two years. We are juniors and seniors, dammit. And while its great that some people wait till marriage. But lets face it, the vast majority of 17-19 year old probably did not wait. So why do all the other judge them?

Could Bisexuals Be The Best Dates?

Think about this question, could bisexual girls be the best for guys to date? Okay, I know what you might be thinking, that the answer is no, due to more competition and how odd it would be for a guy to lose his girl to well…another girl. But, in my opinion, a Bisexual lady just might be the best date a guy could ever have! Why, you might ask? There is many reasons, first is we present our selves as all girl, but at the same time a bisexual ladies relate to a guy in ways a straight girl can‘t. Us bisexual girls seem lack cattiness., EVERY truly bisexual girl I have ever meet did not have that eye rolling b**tchy nature about then. No offense to straight ladies, because I am friends with tons of straight girls, and they are really nice, but they always have some of that attitude and personality I can’t relate to and stresses guys out! Bi girls tend to be more confident with being silly, and having humor that only guys can relate to! At the same time that where “boyish”, where sexy and love to dress to impress. Look at Tila Tequila a infamous bisexual! She’s cute, sexy, fun, and does not show any sighs of cattiness. Why wouldn’t a guy want that? Heres the next question. Could Bisexual guys be the best for girls to date? Absolutely! The Bi guys, seem to relate to girls more, and at the same time could be their sweet heart. The Bi dudes I have known just seem to be good for talking to and understanding the ladies, and at the same time he dresses stylish, in fact he might care about his grooming more then that of a straight guy, which is a real bonus in my mind. I can’t help to noticed, these dudes tend to keep up with the latest trends, and even will get his nails manicured, if you’re a fashionable chick, im sure this is a major bonus. Girls, Please……don’t brush these guys off because their half gay, as you might be missing out on one awesome relationship!
Note: Im a bi chick ;)

Saturday, September 6, 2008

5 odd critters

Okay here are some very odd critters, some are ugly some are cute. But here they are

(1) The Blobfish

Yes, a blobfish is its real name, no joke. They live in coast of Australia and Tazmania. It may look like a living bugar, yet or some reson I find it kind of cute.

(2) Chinese-giant-salamander

These are the world largest living amphibians. They are found in Japan China, and Eastern United states, In brooks and ponds.

(3) White-nosed Guenon

Guenons are found in the forest of sub-sahern africa. I can't get over how cute the face of this thing is

(4) Aye-Aye

These homely little guys are native to Madagascar.

(5) Shoe Bill

Mr. Shoe bill here thrives in the tropocs of east Africa's in large swamps

Friday, September 5, 2008

Those are town names!?!?

Guess what? In the the USA alone, there is some real perverted town names. Check it out.

Weiner, Arkansas
I would never want to live in a place called Wiener Arkansas, but then again to each is own. According to the US 200 census this place had a population of 760 people? I can believe it.

Hooker, California

Def sounds like a hoes heaven...

Beaverlick, Kentucky
Big Bonelicks, Kentucky
Perfect for bi peeps, first they go to beaverlick, then to bonelick
Cockeysville, Maryland
Bet there is a lota cocky mother f**kers in that town
Square Butte, Montana
These peoples asses are unique to the rest the world, as you may have guessed
Buttzville, New Jersey
Horneytown, North Carolina
Hookertown, North Carolina
I take it, that the peeps that live in horneytown take frequent trips to Hookertown.
Intercourse, Pennsylvania
Yes sir, this is where every one gets it on
Sugar Tit, South Carolina
What the hell is a sugar tit? Oh well, it does not sound to good.
Spread Eagle, Wisconsin
Don't believe these are real places? Well before you started flapping your jaws...
Google it, then you will find out the towns exist.